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SATIRE: Where Is Max Moon?


** IN The SAME VEIN AS "WRESTLECRAP" & "KAYFABE NEWS" I BRING YOU A WORK OF SATIRICAL FICTION, AIMED TO ENTERTAIN & AMUSE ... PLEASE TREAT IT ACCORDINGLY **


Disappearing from the WWE Universe shortly after challenging "HeartBreak Kid" Shawn Michaels for his Intercontinental championship on the inaugural episode of Monday Night Raw, the location of the intergalactic grappler known as Max Moon has been discovered: orbiting Earth in a rickety old space station.


The fledgling luchador space agency Rudo Adminstracion Espacio Aeronatico built its own estacion in 1997, needing just the right type of hero to command it. That's where the man who already hailed from "Outer Space" enters the picture. It didn't take much to convince the former Comet Kid to sign up for this staggeringly heroic endeavor of the future.


Strapping himself into a spaceworthy Low-Orbit-Rider, Max soon found himself aboard the 600,000,000 Peso station, where he quickly got to his duties: monitoring space for any threats to the sanctity of the United Mexican States, be they suspiciously-humanoid aliens or cheap-looking robots.


RASA has also tried recruiting Gravity from All Elite Wrestling, whose application is pending approval.




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